The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.