The Checkdown Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.