The Sideline-Scold Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.