The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.