The Hamstring Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.