The Snap Count Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.