The Checkdown Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.