The Phantom Flag Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.