The Intentional Grounding Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.