The Hamstring Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
82%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.