The Kneel-Down Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.