The Intentional Grounding Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.