The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
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- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.