The Late Scratch Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.