The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.