The Kneel-Down Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.