The Butter-Finger Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lemon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Lemon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.