The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Lemon gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lemon, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.