The Inch-Short Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lemon gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Lemon, Lemon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.