The Phantom Flag Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“The QB looks at Lemon exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Lemon, that's a flag." Lemon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lemon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.