The Dropped Pass Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lemon's stadium. Only over Lemon.
- Lemon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lemon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.