The Snap Count Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Lemon gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lemon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.