The Inch-Short Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Lemon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lemon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.