The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Lemon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lemon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lemon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.