The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Lemon's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lemon was due a breakout.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lemon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.