The Phantom Holding Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lemon gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lemon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.