The Hamstring Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Lemon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lemon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.