The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Lemon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lemon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.