The Butter-Finger Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lemon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lemon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.