The Hamstring Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lemon was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Lemon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.