The Hamstring Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Lemon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Lemon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.