The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Lemon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lemon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.