The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Corley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.