The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- The QB looks at Corley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Corley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.