The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.