The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- The QB looks at Corley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Corley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.