The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Corley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Corley, Corley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.