The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“The QB looks at Corley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.