The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.