The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.