The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The QB looks at Corley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.