The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.