The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corley's stadium. Only over Corley.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.