The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.
- Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.