The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Corley's stadium. Only over Corley.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Corley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.