The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.