The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.