The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.