The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.