The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- The QB looks at Corley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Corley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
83%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.